Ready to have a holly, jolly dental Christmas in your office?

From dental Christmas trees to decorate your office to dental cards you can share with staff and patients...from dental t-shirts and sweaters you can wear around the office to dental jokes you can tell to patients, we've got you covered this Christmas!

Dental Christmas Tree

Here are some do-it-yourself Christmas trees that might be just right for your dental office.

Christmas Dental Jokes

Here are a few dental jokes you might tell to patients during the Christmas season.

  1. What song does the dental office sing at Christmas time? Fl-oss Navidad!
  2. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a "root" canal!
  3. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It had a cavi-tree!
  4. What do you call a Santa with no teeth? A gummy Santa!
  5. Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist? He had ginger-vitis!
  6. Why did the snowman go to the dentist? To fix his frost-bite!

These next jokes are kinda visual...

Santa's Naught List Joke

Dental Receptionist: Hello?

Santa: I'm checking my list; could you tell me who's been brushing and flossing? 

Ginger-vitis

Dentist to the gingerbread man: "Have I ever told you about ginger-vitis?

Snowman

Dentist says to the snowman: do hot foods bother you?

Buddy the Elf Joke

When your orthodontist ask if you've been wearing your rubber bands...

Santa's Elves Joke

Can't we just go to an oral surgeon?

Dental Christmas Cards

Here are some Christmas card designs to consider for your office holiday card.

Wishing You a Season of Smiles

Happy Holidays

Dental Christmas Sayings

Here are 25 sayings you could use around Christmas time in your dental office.

  1. Wishing you a season of smiles
  2. "I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite!" ~Buddy the Elf
  3. Christmas teeth, oh christmas teeth....
  4. Flossing through the snow...
  5. Merry floss-mas!
  6. Flossin' around, the dentis-tree
  7. Dentis-tree, oh dentis-tree
  8. Brace-mas tree, oh brace-mas tree
  9. Rudolph with your "teeth" so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
  10. Here comes Sants Floss, here comes Santa floss...
  11. Last Christmas I gave you my floss, but the very next day, you threw it away
  12. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...
  13. Stay off Santa's naughty list--make sure to brush twice a day!
  14. I'm...dreaming of a white....(smile)...Christmas.
  15. Don't forget to brush – Santa knows if you've been good or bad 
  16. May your enamel be merry and bright!
  17. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way (to the dentist's office)!
  18. Deck the halls with floss and toothpaste
  19. Ho-Ho-Hope you remembered to brush!
  20. Ho-Ho-Hope you remembered to floss!
  21. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a toothbrush and fluoride toothpaste.
  22. Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your teeth be bright!
  23. Merry Christmas, may all your teeth be white!
  24. The molar the merrier!
  25. Have a holly, jolly toothmas!

12 Days of Christmas (Dental Style)

  • 12 drills a humming
  • 11 patients piping
  • 10 scalers scraping
  • 9 rotting caries
  • 8 sealants sealing
  • 7 yards of floss
  • 6 panorexes
  • 5 prophy rings
  • 4 flouride trays
  • 3 shepherds hooks
  • 2 mamelons
  • And a hygienist as the Tooth Fairy

12 Days of Dentistry (Alternate Version)

  • 12 root canals
  • 11 x-ray rings
  • 10 endo evals
  • 9 implant consults
  • 8 trays for whitening
  • 7 golden crowns
  • 6 cassettes need wrapping
  • 5 fillings needed
  • 4 phones are ringing
  • 3 hygienists scaling
  • 2 dentists drilling
  • and there's 1 hour left on my shift...

10 Things that Could Land a Dental Patient on the Santa's Naughty List

This is list you could consider sharing with patients in the office, espeically if you're in a pediatric dental office.

  1. Skipping regular dental check-ups
  2. Neglecting daily flossing
  3. Forgetting to brush twice a day
  4. Ignoring tooth sensitivity
  5. Not replacing that old toothbrush
  6. Overindulging in sugary Christmas treats
  7. Using your teeth to open a bottle
  8. Not using fluoride toothpaste
  9. Not using mouthwash
  10. Avoiding dental x-rays

Dental Christmas Shirts and Sweaters

Here are some shirts, sweaters, and sweatshirts your office staff could wear around the office during Christmas.

Oh Christmas Teeth

Oh Brace-Mas Tree Sweater

Jolliest Bunch of Dental Assistants

Merry Floss-mas Sweatshirt

Flossing Through the Snow

Santa's Favorite Dental Squad

Gingerbread Cookie Ginger-vitis T-shirt

Dental Christmas Coloring Pages

Pediatric dentists may be looking for some free, downloadable dental coloring pages for Christmas. Check these out:

Crayola also has quite a few free Christmas coloring pages.

And don't forget to check out our Christmas gifts for dental staff, 25 holiday marketing ideas, and these must-have dental ornaments!

There's more dental Christmas fun on our Pinterest page!


Chris Lewandowski

Published December 05, 2023

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